Feral Five: 5 Situations You Can Get Out of Using 1 Word

"Excuse me, ma'am. By my calculations you are 10 centimeters dilated and ready to push".

“Excuse me, ma’am. By my calculations you are 10 centimeters dilated and ready to push”.

Words can be a powerful ally when used in the right context. Oftentimes it takes only one carefully selected word to convey a multitude of implications. In order to avoid some of life’s more dicey situations I have compiled a list of simple one word answers to save your bacon. Deliver these little beauties with conviction and no explanation and POOF, you are out of a jam. You are welcome. Without further ado, here are the FERAL 5 SITUATIONS YOU CAN GET OUT OF WITH JUST ONE SIMPLE LIL WORD:

5) To Get Out of an Unwanted Romantic Advance:

CRAMPING

4) To Get Out of a Lengthy Phone Conversation

DIARRHEA

3) To Get Out of a Playdate:

HEADLICE

2) To Get Out of Volunteering for Anything:

TWINS 

1) To Get Out of a Speeding Ticket:

CROWNING

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