This came up on my Timehop app today. Three years ago today I was enjoying a balmy afternoon in the backyard with my (then) three year old. I had twin boys in my enormous belly, a baby bunny in my lap and a smile on my face. It was a simpler time. 🙂 It really … Continue reading
5. Finger foods, particulary those that haven’t been dipped repeatedly in ketchup and licked off. 4. Naps. 3. Baby clothes make super cute dog outfits. 2. VIP Service (I do not deny allowing my kids to get excessively loud and rammy if it means the cashier will pick up the pace shhhhhh) 1. Scape goats: … Continue reading
Here’s to the girls that maintain a safe nest, provide nutrition for their offspring, break up the tussels and provide snuggles for the brood. Wishing all of you glorious motherships a wonderful day, full of blessings…or at least minimal laundry and no puke.
My six-year-old is gunning for an iPad to play on the bus. Hahaha! Good one!! I usually pack him colouring books or mazes but “it’s too dark!” He’s lamenting “I’m sooooo bored!” Boo-freaking-hoo, buddy boy!! This morning I told him growing up we were always bored out of our skulls on the bus so my buddy … Continue reading
5. Upon noticing that I remove my bra when getting ready for bed: “Mama, why do you take your boobs off at night?” 4. Remarking on the color of my teeth: “It looks like you chewed a green glow stick”. 3. Loudly in a quiet public venue “Let me see you pig bites. LET ME … Continue reading
I originally wrote this blogpost in March 2007. Its a gooder though, and today feels like the kind of day we could use a laugh. I still can’t believe that I was crazy enough to bring a Jersey cow home with no idea what I was doing. Thankfully we all survived!! I used to imagine … Continue reading