5. Upon noticing that I remove my bra when getting ready for bed: “Mama, why do you take your boobs off at night?”
4. Remarking on the color of my teeth: “It looks like you chewed a green glow stick”.
3. Loudly in a quiet public venue “Let me see you pig bites. LET ME SEE YOUR PIG BIIIIIITES!!!!!!!” (You know you are a farmer when you actually have pig bites).
2. Remarking on my impressive size: “Mommy is the big boy one.”
1. Demanding during diaper change: “Show me your penis.” “Mommy is a girl. I don’t have a penis.” “Ohhhhhhh. Show me your big mommy penis?”