Feral Five: 5 Unforseen Perks of Parenthood

"Did someone say scape goat?"

“Did someone say scape goat?”

5. Finger foods, particulary those that haven’t been dipped repeatedly in ketchup and licked off.

4. Naps.

3. Baby clothes make super cute dog outfits.

"Doth thif tie make my hipths look fat?"

“Doth thif tie make my hipths look fat?”

2. VIP Service (I do not deny allowing my kids to get excessively loud and rammy if it means the cashier will pick up the pace shhhhhh)

1. Scape goats: ranging from “What’s that smell?” to “Why are you late?” to “Who broke the ipad?” NOTHING is as tight of an alibi as blaming the kids.

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