Oral Hygiene 101

One of the hazards of having prosthetic jaw joint replacements is that any dental work (even a cleaning) poses serious infection risks. It was with this thought in mind that I said “Self – you need to take care of your chompers and minimize the chance of needing dental intervention. Let’s get you a waterpik!” … Continue reading

TBT: Singing to Baby Rabbits

This came up on my Timehop app today. Three years ago today I was enjoying a balmy afternoon in the backyard with my (then) three year old. I had twin boys in my enormous belly, a baby bunny in my lap and a smile on my face. It was a simpler time. 🙂 It really … Continue reading

Happy Mudder’s Day!!

Here’s to the girls that maintain a safe nest, provide nutrition for their offspring, break up the tussels and provide snuggles for the brood. Wishing all of you glorious motherships a wonderful day, full of blessings…or at least minimal laundry and no puke.

Wishing You a Memorable VD

Remember when VD (Valentine’s Day to common folk) used to matter? No? Me neither. Well, that’s a lie. There was a brief span when we were dating/newly married when we put forth an effort. You’d covertly buy some overpriced fattening chocolates and battle crowds to have an intimate meal at a slow, packed expensive restaurant. … Continue reading

The Feral Five Second Rule

If you spend anytime whatsoever with the under 4 foot crowd you will be familiar with the essential code of conduct known as “The Five Second Rule”. The Five Second Rule originated in ancient Egypt…nah, I’m making that shit up. Basically it is a mother’s conditional tolerance of allowing her children to eat garbage off … Continue reading

How my Teen Years Prepared Me for Parenting

Remember those angry, awkward, zit filled years? The ones you couldn’t wait to put behind you? Once I became I mother I realized that those teen years never really go away. I am older, wiser, perhaps more responsible (HA! Who am I kidding?) but that is about it. There is not a whole lot that … Continue reading