Here’s to the girls that maintain a safe nest, provide nutrition for their offspring, break up the tussels and provide snuggles for the brood. Wishing all of you glorious motherships a wonderful day, full of blessings…or at least minimal laundry and no puke.
As a mother of four (BOYS no less), I like to think of myself as a sleep expert. No, not the kind of expert that can get your kid to sleep through the night (HA! News flash: kids that sleep through the night are mythical creatures like unicorns!) No, I am an expert of a … Continue reading
We were uber blessed this July with the birth of our identical twin boys. Life with twins is wonderful, amazing and so much fun. Its a lot like winning the baby lottery. The only downside is that anyone and everyone will approach you when you have two babies. Two babies is an open invitation to … Continue reading
Firstly, ingest a large bowl of beans in hot sauce. Next, go the nearest feed store and purchase a 50 lb bag of horse feed. Next, trap a few live gophers, insert into the bag of horse feed and tie it off. Securely duct tape the bag of feed around your belly, then layer 3 … Continue reading
Dear Santa, As the BIG day approaches I figured I’d better sit down and pen you a letter. I know I’ve been especially good this year so you will definitely want to stock up on everything on my list. If you are generous you will find I hid you a Bud Light behind the cow … Continue reading
1. You will survive the birthing process. You won’t believe that a human can possibly experience such intense, excruciating pain and live through it. But you will. And oddly enough, you will probably sign up to go through that same horror show another time or two. Mother nature has a way of erasing our memories … Continue reading
I am going to attempt to fill you in on all the happiness and joy <heavy sarcasm> thus far in December as I squint blearily through my pus-filled, snotty lashes. Either N is very contagious or someone farted on my pillow (a distinct possibility). Yesterday we kicked off December with the big REVEAL of the … Continue reading