The Feral Five Second Rule

If you spend anytime whatsoever with the under 4 foot crowd you will be familiar with the essential code of conduct known as “The Five Second Rule”. The Five Second Rule originated in ancient Egypt…nah, I’m making that shit up. Basically it is a mother’s conditional tolerance of allowing her children to eat garbage off … Continue reading

Advent Calendar Madness…SQUEEEEEE!!!!

I am a Christmas junky. Hard core. Problematic. It all stems from the fact that me and my man Baby J.C. go waaaaaay back. I start to get excited about Christmas around Dec 26, and that excitement builds all year round. I was done my shopping in September this year. That’s how sad this lil … Continue reading