This came up on my Timehop app today. Three years ago today I was enjoying a balmy afternoon in the backyard with my (then) three year old. I had twin boys in my enormous belly, a baby bunny in my lap and a smile on my face. It was a simpler time. 🙂 It really … Continue reading
5. Finger foods, particulary those that haven’t been dipped repeatedly in ketchup and licked off. 4. Naps. 3. Baby clothes make super cute dog outfits. 2. VIP Service (I do not deny allowing my kids to get excessively loud and rammy if it means the cashier will pick up the pace shhhhhh) 1. Scape goats: … Continue reading
Here’s to the girls that maintain a safe nest, provide nutrition for their offspring, break up the tussels and provide snuggles for the brood. Wishing all of you glorious motherships a wonderful day, full of blessings…or at least minimal laundry and no puke.
5. You ordered Chinese take out instead of wasting the day sweating in the kitchen. 4. You have an Easter nativity complete with Headless Wise Man. Baby Jesus much prefers chocolate to lame frankincense or myrrh. 3. The dog drags his muddy belly across the carpet so you blame it on the Easter bunny thereby gleaning … Continue reading
If you spend anytime whatsoever with the under 4 foot crowd you will be familiar with the essential code of conduct known as “The Five Second Rule”. The Five Second Rule originated in ancient Egypt…nah, I’m making that shit up. Basically it is a mother’s conditional tolerance of allowing her children to eat garbage off … Continue reading
I’m not gonna lie, we enjoy the tube in our household. Hubs* and I are hardcore TV junkies and our PVR is usually full to the brim with sparks shooting out of it. Mwahahahaha!! TV! GLORIOUS, DELICIOUS TV!!! There is a lot of great stuff on ye old boob tube but alas, for every great … Continue reading
I’ve received some terrific feedback from stealthy mothers everywhere that have been putting my brilliant covert napping strategies to work for them. I feel all warm and fuzzy when I hear how another crafty dame was able to log in a few more precious minutes of zzzzz by outwitting her spouse and spawn. Well played … Continue reading