5. Finger foods, particulary those that haven’t been dipped repeatedly in ketchup and licked off. 4. Naps. 3. Baby clothes make super cute dog outfits. 2. VIP Service (I do not deny allowing my kids to get excessively loud and rammy if it means the cashier will pick up the pace shhhhhh) 1. Scape goats: … Continue reading
Here’s to the girls that maintain a safe nest, provide nutrition for their offspring, break up the tussels and provide snuggles for the brood. Wishing all of you glorious motherships a wonderful day, full of blessings…or at least minimal laundry and no puke.
5. Upon noticing that I remove my bra when getting ready for bed: “Mama, why do you take your boobs off at night?” 4. Remarking on the color of my teeth: “It looks like you chewed a green glow stick”. 3. Loudly in a quiet public venue “Let me see you pig bites. LET ME … Continue reading
5. You ordered Chinese take out instead of wasting the day sweating in the kitchen. 4. You have an Easter nativity complete with Headless Wise Man. Baby Jesus much prefers chocolate to lame frankincense or myrrh. 3. The dog drags his muddy belly across the carpet so you blame it on the Easter bunny thereby gleaning … Continue reading
Remember those angry, awkward, zit filled years? The ones you couldn’t wait to put behind you? Once I became I mother I realized that those teen years never really go away. I am older, wiser, perhaps more responsible (HA! Who am I kidding?) but that is about it. There is not a whole lot that … Continue reading
I’m not gonna lie, we enjoy the tube in our household. Hubs* and I are hardcore TV junkies and our PVR is usually full to the brim with sparks shooting out of it. Mwahahahaha!! TV! GLORIOUS, DELICIOUS TV!!! There is a lot of great stuff on ye old boob tube but alas, for every great … Continue reading
I don’t know about your family, but in our family we have decidedly PINK TEAM jobs and BLUE TEAM jobs. Now before you start burning your bra, take a freaking breath. I don’t mean to say we follow the school of thought where the dame should be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen. Anyone who … Continue reading